Contest

like many challenges mankind has overcome in the past this contest, while not directly effecting the wellbeing of the species, will require thinking on your feet and making tools out of obsidian and wood peices. There are many bits of information we take for granted because it either doesnt matter whether its true or weve seen nothing to disprove it SUCH AS, gum stays in your stomach for seven years, lobsters can see a 4th primary color, shaven hair grows back coarser and thicker, ect. your submissions will be read by an unpaid intern then sent to commitee. Best one wins a fully unpaid trip to anywhere in the continental u.s. or a paid trip to where you currently are and a mr. goodbar (yum!). good luck!

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thanks for all your feedback/concern. things are definitely looking up. more than they ever have before. if they were looking any higher things would be looking at an angle of 91 degrees and their necks would hurt so there has never been a better time to be alive in that respect. anyhoo... thats all i have to say but its positive. some of us have achieved a level of positivity beyond paying attention to good things even though most everything is potentially bothersome in some way. you can maintain a sullen outlook while being sure that the things you enjoy put you into a special group that understands what joy in life really is. then we realize that everyone is like this in one way or another maybe not conciously, the concious part is the key... experts say it helps you tolerate things and puts you back in the first positvity catagory. try to stay in the second catagory for as long as possible women love brooding if your (you're) not brooding then you can forget it. during my research into whether the reverse is true the general consensus was that its positive when an attractive woman scowls and looks bored but becomes animated during conversation. gives you a sense of accomplishment/complicity. there are those who dont like the partner in crime thing and we could all name names. anyhoo...... i feel like im doing all the blogging here some people want to send in problems but obviously these are people whommm have never recieved my advice, but if yer so compelled feel free or send in those names of people that dont get various things. one

ps we'll have to discuss vampires another time
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day 5

day 1 i think that as long as you believe you are improving something you feel good. whether you are or not. seeing andrew in his natural state-cooking vegetables/rambling about vegetables-i realized all i have to do is not eat meat and ill have a hobby.
day 2 ive eaten a loaf and a half of foccacia bread with a rudimentary form of hummus that i made in a heat-stroke induced stupor. abbie says her vegetarian friend eats alot of carbs and shes 400 pounds. i countered that if i got past the 250 mark i would cut back, in spite of my weakened state i know i must stay vigilant against the scoffing of meat eaters.
day 3: why would i eat eggs, eggs are made of something that, itself, is made of meat. if i waited a sentient meat substance would emerge. have you ever eaten a raw egg? its gross! this is your brain on drugs inadvertently made substance abuse a way to improve one's edibility.
day 4 i found myself in a deep non-meat fugue. its as if meat is a foreign country stubbornly opposed to our (yours and mine) view of ethics, culture, society, etc.
on day 5 i had a lucid dream where i have a mouthful of sharp carnivore teeth and i bit through my own finger. it only lasted a second but i was thoroughly grossed out. really happened
day 6 okay celery is a fruit? tomatoes? corn?... avocados? are there any vegetables? i know milk comes from a meat source but if you leave it under a heat lamp for a few days it doesn't start rattling off opinions so im gonna eat cheese and yogurt at least, soy milk? soy cheese?